Thursday, November 25, 2004
Posted at 06:17 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
mmkay so on friday anne and i went into towson and we went 2 get hot chocolate and then we went to the commons where we saw bridget jones diary2 and then afterwards we jus walked around. i got home late so mah mom wasnt very happy...yeah..lol oh well it was coo
saturday i woke up at like noon and took a shower. when i got out mah cell was ringin and it was chris and ezra (not 14 year old christophe that anne and i met up at 2 in the morning. im talking about 17 yr old chris) and they wanted 2 meet me up somewheres. right after i talked to them on the phone mah cell rang again and it was anne and she wanted 2 meet up somehwere, so i met anne at the end of her street and we went to uncle wigglys for icecream. i was having a hangover that day so i didnt eat anything. then anne left when ezra and chris came so i hung out with them. we walked to giant cuz ezra was hungry and felt like stealing a doughnut and then we went to this store where chris and ezra were having too much fun with the keyboards lol and then ezras grandma came and picked us up and drove to uncle wigglys and then i left and walked to royal farms cuz kate called and wanted 2 meet me up there. by that time i hadnt eaten anything in like 30 hours so i stole a bag of oreos. kate was on her bike and she nearly ran me over with it wen we were crossing the road. HOW IS UR GENITALIA?? haha good times! lol then i went and chilled at her place for a bit where i got 2 write on her ceiling. so coo so coo lol then mah mom came and picked me up and made me go 2 church. total ew
sunday i woke up late and did mah shitloads of homework and then i watched ju-on which is the japanese movie that the grudge is based on. its like a zillion times fucking freakier then the american version.
on monday i went to skool (uh duh) and at like 8:30 in the morning the announcements came on and the principal made the skoole evacuate cuz there was a battery leakage. like omg how terrifying, a battery is leaking. ANYWAY we were outside for like over like ever. then, when it was announced at like 10 that every1 is going home, everyone outside started cheering and running around like it was a riot and every1 started hugging each other. it was AWSUM lol so then i went home for like 2 minutes and told mah mom and then anne meghan and i went 2 panera bread for lunch and then we went to the mall where i stole anne some candy. meghan wasnt 2 happy lol oh well. then we jus walked around towson and then meghan went home so anne and i chilled. then we called christophe and met him up at the park and we walked around stoneleigh. then mah mom called and asked where i was so i had 2 go home. i didnt go home til like after 6. i was out for 8 hrs. sigh
tuesday wasnt too exciting. skool. ew
on wednesday after skool anne came over and we watched moulin rouge and then we went 2 red robins for dinner. yum. lol anne tried her 1st cherry! dude shes 14 and she never ate a cherry before. this girl has never lived! lol haha
TODAY IS THANKSGIVING and i would help mah mom cook but i cant cook and id end up burnin da house down! QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGH GUY MARATHON!!!! WHOOHOO must watch!
ASHLEY we must hang out over the break. VALENTINA we must hang out over the break. BRITTANY we must hang out over the break. and anne and i will prolly end up hanging out anyway
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS ENTRY WAS FUCKING LONG AAAHHH
chow luv ya *~Dani~* xoxo <3
Posted at 01:03 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Friday, November 19, 2004
you suck and thats not my problem
haha i was totally kidding
ANYWAY last weekend was hilarious! well, besides the fact I was grounded from going anywhere on Friday nigt, but thats not the point. Saturday anne and and i go into town and we go to barnes&noble and we have kickass hot chocolates. the freaky thing was these 2 little girls who must have been like, 5 were sitting in the table next 2 us and they looked fucking possessed and stared at the ceiling with their eyes all wide. possessed i SWEAR! screw the ring! this is really possessed kids!
then we went to royal farms and i stuck this chocolate bar in mah shirt even though i had like 20 dollars (didnt feel like using it on a chocolate bar, okay?) and we walked out and started walking down the road and right then 3 fire trucks with their alarms going off drove into royal farms and anne totally freaked out and thought a camera saw me or some such shit and so we can across the road into stoneleigh and walked through stoneleigh to get home.
anne knows i've done dumber things. like the time i stole money from this charity box at starbucks. haha ahhh lol
sometime this week i saw valentina when i was going to trader joes with my mom *rolls eyes* food shopping is like the most boring thing next to american government class. lol i love u val!
ew i hate american government like omg im so skipping am.gov. on monday like total ewwness
tuesday i had to go to this meeting at some bank for this club im in that helps homeless ppl (yes u asshole despite wut i think i DO care about homeless ppl) and i had 2 call a bunch of random ppl and ask for money lol it was fun. i even got drunk and stoner ppl! lol sweet
anyway its friday so tonight im going into towson until like after 10 or something i dont kno.
we get report cards on tuesday. im a little worried but i have good grades so iz all good
chow luv ya hugs 'n kisses
*~Dani~* xoxo <3
samantha:"DANI IS SEXY. i wanna shank her."
Posted at 05:06 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker!
Look I'm updating my blog!
'Cause I'm just that coo
ANYWAY so all i've been doing is hanging with friends as usual. It rained like a mother fucker yesterday. I love rain, when I'm not the one in it. lol
i hate american government. its like no incredibly useless. i really dont give a damn about our government. sigh. i think the only people that need to learn american government are people who want to be like, lawyers and what not.
whoa my mind went completely blank
oh yeah i remember now
this week the bell had rang and i was walking down the hall bymyself. and mr.smith is like "what are you doing?" and i go "um..going to class" then he was all "why arent you there already?" andi was like "because i had to go get my binder...faggot." either he didnt hear me or he ignored the fact i accidently called him a faggot out loud cuz he walked away. lol
i have gym 1st pd , but yesterday we didnt have 2 dress out and we werent doing anything so anne and i jus got up and walked around the skool and took the elevator and stuff. this teacher saw us 5 times. i was scaredhe was gonna like kill us cuz we didnt have a pass. haha oh well
wen we got back no one was there so we like wandered around and we eventually found them in the gym lol ms.molofsky didnt notice we were gone *WHEW*
well neways ima gonna go. chow luv ya hugs 'n kisses
*~Dirrty Dani~* xoxo <3
Posted at 11:33 am by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Friday, November 05, 2004
Its Friday Im in Love is such a good song by The Cure...you gotta love em!
So, its friday. I had an algebra 2 test today. I kind of forgot that detail? Chya so im probably completely screwed...SIGH i hate MATH
not like i study for math in the 1st place..i have better things 2 do...
so neways, tonight im going into town wit ANNE and we're gonna see a movie. a lot of ppl hang around there so chya we bound 2 run in2 friends from skool cuz every1 with a life is out on friday
tomorrow im going to the mall with some friends. ya kno wuts fun? no, u dont so i'll tell u lol going up escaladers and spitting gum on ppl's heads below and watching them look up and u quickly turn away and act like nothing happened.
yes i know im sweet you DONT have to tell me lol
i talked 2 valentina on the phone last night while i was watching the ending of Moulin Rouge which is one of mah favorite movies. I started to like cry and valentina got confused and i was like SHES DYING and she had no idea wut i was talking about at first. it was funny. i love valentina!
im having horrific cramps. yes, u had 2 kno that haha it sucks being a gurl. guys got it SO EASY!!!
theres this gurl i kno who says im polluting her mind cuz i cuss and she starts thinkin of cusswords now wen shes mad and its "polluting" her. she also thinks south park is a "polluting" show. mah gaw gurl!! lol so SAD
ok well i gotta go get ready to be OUT
I LOVE WEEKENDS
im never home on weekends..lol
i think i need to change the layout of mah blog? like add some pictures of the Sex Pistols, The Beatles, The Used and what not? lol im 2 lazy right now...
chow luv ya hugs 'n kisses
*~Dirrty Dani~* xoxo <3
Posted at 03:19 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
THANKS TO ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO VOTED FOR GEORGE W.BUSH, WE ARE ALL FUCKED!
lol sry but if u watch farenheight 9-11 u'd agree...
SO ANWAY
yeah every1 except like, maybe 2 ppl at mah skool are pissed
turns out a lot of ppl wanna move 2 canada
a lot of ppl wanna egg the whitehouse
theres a rumor going around that since george w.bush got elected again hes gonna get shot at his inaugration
kinda freaky
ANYWAYS im sry if i offend all u bush ppl out there
GOODBYE
Posted at 09:26 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
IF GEORGE W.BUSH WINS ILL THRO A BITCHFIT
so 2day we had no skool cuz its election day
I HATE GEORGE W.BUSH! THAT FUCK NEEDS TO LIKE, GO AWAY BACK 2 HIS RANCH
hes an ass
2day i hung out wit ezra and then i hung out wit anne and meghan and wacthed ferenheight 9-11. thats an awsum movie. but i cried lol
george w. bush needs to go back to his ranch and be eaten by one of his cows
Posted at 09:14 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Sunday, October 31, 2004
its halloween. lets scare da kids. they gonna die anyway
so friday i went 2 annes and we saw the grudge. it was fucking freaky. every seat in the theatre had a highskool kid in it. every1 screamed and den laughed. it was fucking awsum. after da movie we saw mandi, julia, ezra and ppls outside and den annes mom came 2 pick us up and we went back 2 her place
we then watched the blair witch project which was fucking retarded and lame. like ew u can see up da girls nostrils. fucking lame
then at 1:30 am anne and i snuck out to the park behind the stoneleigh elementary skool and met up wit CHRISTOPHE! on our way there anne and i had 2 hide behind bushes wen a car drove by haha we went to 7-11 at 2 in da mornin cuz i wanted icecream. a girls gotta have her icecream bitch! i stole bush signs. it was dark so its not like any1 could see me stealing them lol they retards for likin dat fucking asshole neways.anne and i went home at 3:30 and den we woke up at noon on saturday and went 2 panera bread and then starbucks. i didnt get home until around 4.
so chya im fucking tired
some friends are comin over 2night 2 watch horror movies
well bitches i g2g cuz i actually have a life
to mah friends: jesus christ dont text me so much!! mah cellphone is vibrating 24/7 and responding 2 y'all is making me lose a lot of money on mah cell. wtf oh well lol i love u guys
NOTE TO ANNE: THERE IS A GOD! jus lie 2 ur mom and say we didnt sneak out. she'll never kno! hah
chow luv ya xoxo <3
*~Dirrty Dani~*
Posted at 11:05 am by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Monday, October 25, 2004
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! maybe im crazy...HE GOT A CAVITY SO HE DIDNT HAVE 2 FORGE A NOTE! AHHA BRITT I DONT KNO WHY THATS SO FUNNY BUT IT IS!!
neways..im gonna tell yall about mah weekend cuz ya yall wanna kno....
FRIDAY: anne came over and we went 2 starbucks then we came back 2 mah joint (haha i love sayin dat...no im not black) and we watched the south park. so coo!! SHUT UR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKERRR!!
SATURDAY: i went 2 valentinas and then we went in2 town and met up wit her friends sam and jon who r awsumly awsum and then her friend ally came. theyre really sweet. we went 2 subway for lunch and anne texted me cuz her bro's gf was over and she h8s her so then she came and met up wit us. and we walked around town and then back 2 val's house so i was in towson like alllll daayy and i was really tired wen i got back
SUNDAY" i stayed home and lazed around and watched movies. so coo
ANYWAY I G2G BITCHES AND PIMPS
LOVE YAS
HAHAHA
HAHA
FORGING..LOL god im fucked up...
Posted at 05:42 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
heyia bitches! so dis weekend kinda sucked since i was sick coughing mah guts up (not literally ppl...lol) and so im on bigass medication but on saturday anne and i went 2 go get makeovers and lancome whihc was awsumly awsum and then we stole bush signs and wrote "mean" things on them cuz we're jus so cool.
LOOK! ANOTHER FUCKING QUIZ!
TIME STARTED: 8:37 pm
A LITTLE ABOUT ME......
FULL NAME: if u dont kno mah name u suck
BIRTHDAY: Dec.2,1989
STAR SIGN: Sagitarius. i think thats how u spell it? oh well
Age: 14 and i derno..cuz im turning 15 soon so chya
WHAT R U LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: the sex pistols!
LAST THING U SAID?: da last thing i said would prolly be "fuck"
WHAT IS SITTIN NEXT TO U RIGHT NOW? mah table wit da comp on it. der
LAST THING U ATE? a cookie! IT WAS SO GOOD!
WHO DO U WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF UR LIFE WITH? how the fuck should i kno? u all suck! jpjp i love u guys. mah friends!
WHERE DO U WANT TO GO ON UR HONEYMOON? venice!! cuz iz jus that cool
FIRST DAUGHTERS NAME: i dont think about these things lol
FIRST SONS NAME? um as i said, i dont THINK about these things.
WHO MAKES U HAPPY? MAH FRIENDS! aw i love y'all. lol and chocolate. mmm chocolate!
HOW MANY BUDDIES ON UR LIST? 197 and i wanna add more but everytime i do it dont let me. aol is so mean!
WHAT DO U LIKE TO DO? hang out wit friends. which i do like all da time.
WHAT DID U DO YESTERDAY? went 2 skool. how fucking exciting...notlol
WHATS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? COCKROACHES! JESUS CHRIST I HATE THOSE BUGGERS!
YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES? i wear contacts like a lot and i wear mah cute glasses wen im at home
EYE COLOUR? hazel, sometimes blue...they change.
HAIR COLOUR? blonde baby
HEIGHT? 5'7"
THE WORST THING ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX? that they can get obsessive. thats jus annoyin. but dudes i love yall!! aww ABS!
IF U COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT UR SELF WHAT WOULD IT BE: this question is not cool
SIBLING(S): mah bro
HAVE YOU EVER HATED ANYONE IN UR FAMILY? uh no
Favourite:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VEGETABLE: CORN! like oh mah i love corn!
CANDY: CHOCOLATE!!! good god!! LINDT IT SOO GOOD! ok im like drooling here...haha jpjp
DRINK? beer. no really beer is so good. but considering i havent drunk it in a month cuz im going sober for a while im gonna say coke.
MOVIES: HORROR MOVIES! i love those!! cuz i like being scared outa mah friggin mind!
TV SHOW: queer eye for the straight guy!! aww theyre so cute!!!! and south park. i <3 those smartasses!
COLOURS: white, pink, black. chya so awsum i kno
JEWELRY: diamonds. aww so pretty! *oh la la*
NUMBER: 69. teehee jpjp i like da numero 7
FAV MONTH(s)? december cuz i mean mah bday and xmas,.
NIGHT OR DAY? i dont really care? lol
SUN OR RAIN? both are equally killersex
SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: both. god dis is a tough question. yall r mean
cAREER? criminal psychiatrist. if not, a playboy bunny. jpjp i wanna be a criminal psychiatrist. so coo so coo
UNIVERSITY: pfff why the fuck should i care imonly 14. ill think about dat shit wen da time comes
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? well wen the die, yes. i have
DRANK ALCOHOL? HAHAHAH OMG DERRRR lol
TAKEN DRUGS? lol no
BROKEN THE LAW? yes. but its not bad! lol
BROKEN A BONE? nah! yay
CHEATED ON TEST?: heehee
SKINNY DIPPED? not yet. but i wanna SO BAD!
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? ok if u havent played truth or dare ur a loser. officialy..a..loser andi cant even spell officialy right
FLASHED SOMEONE? ....heehee...
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? well not really...
RODE IN A POLICE CAR? no. lol
BEEN ON A PLANE? lots and lots of times
COME CLOSE TO DYING? uh yes?
BEEN IN A SAUNA? awww i LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!
BEEN IN A HOT TUB? YES!! aww i want one. damn i saw aww a lot lol
SWAM IN THE OCEAN? chya like totally fo sho
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING :
SCARS? scars are scars and they happen. wut do u mean wut do i think about them? god yall r stupid! lol
ABORTION? im against it 100%!
COUNTRY MUSIC: EWWW!! it should be BANNED!
CLASSICAL? i like classical
SOAP OPERAS? hahahaha aww those things r so shitty u gotta love em!
AIRPLANES: theyre good but scary....if dat makes sense...
AMUSMENT PARKS: OMG SO COOL SO COOL!!
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM?: mah lucky bra jpjp i dont have one...i should get one..*sigh*
DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: no. i USED to but not nemore
YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? mah cellphone lol id die without it...
ARE YOU GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS? depends
SHY? HAHA no!!! omg thats the dumbest question ever next 2 da "haveu ever drank alchohol" one lol.
STORYTELLER: depends
HAVE YOU EVER HAD..........
CHICKEN POX? yes. it sux like a hoe
STREP THROAT? omg yes...sigh so not fun
COLD: hasnt every1??
STITCHES? chya.
BLOODY NOSE? luckily no!
CANCER? thank god no
SURGERY: fo sho
HOSPITALISED: chya
ENJOY PARKS? DAMN STRAIGHT I DO
LIKE SCHOOL? HAHA wut the fuck! no!
LIKE TO PARTY? YES!!! if u kno me u KNO i do!
WOULD YOU...
EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? ew how desperate ARE u ppl?
GET ANYTHING PIERCED OTHER THAN YOUR EARS? yes sure
KILL SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW FOR 15 BILLION DOLLAR? uh...wut a weird-assed question
WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKEFROM YOUR ROOM TO AN ISLAND WITH YOU? mah room? uh mah cellphone 2 call ppl 2 get their asses over 2 da island, mah clothes, and mah makeup
BONUS QUESTIONS!!!
IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND IT WOULD HURT THEM IF THEY FOUND OUT, WOULD YOU TELL THEM wut kinda fucking question IS THIS?
LOOK IM DONE DA QUIZ! damn dats long..neways i went 2 target 2day and saw REALLY HOTT calvert hall high dudes!! lol and i saw valentina! aww i <3 her!!
neways i g2g chow luv ya hugs 'n kisses,
*~dirrty dani~* xoxo <3
Posted at 09:01 pm by likewow
Dirrty Dani
